Put Lead in Gasoline sticker

Yeah, sure, it gives you brain damage, but that only builds character.

Sticker is 3 inches x 3 inches, printed on vinyl with a weather resistant, UV resistant laminate. I haven't tested those claims further than putting a sticker under some running water but, hey, it passed that test with flying colors. YMMV putting it outside but I'm sure it'll be fine for your laptop or whatever